i hate birds!
 

just ranting, every morning i walk to my car and there is bird **** on my car....i wash my car once a week and i can actually see the bird **** spots in thepaint...im going to have to clay the whole f'n thing again to get it looking right...moral of the story is bird **** is potent and if u have it on your car wipe it off quick because it makes the paint look horrible...looks like i need to start carrying some towels and quick detail spray...ahhhhhhhhhh sorry for the rant, just my 2 cents on bird ****

Oh man, I should have taken a photo
 

of a bird that was mashed headfirst into the grill of my A6 yesterday. I think my car exacted its revenge on the poor thing.

Re: Oh man, I should have taken a photo
 

props to your car! revenge is sweet

Have you considered an inexpensive car cover? Cheap at Costco.
 

and it only takes a minute to put it on and take it off.

I posted about the same thing. What the hell is in the dookie!?!

Having a garage FTW.

A lot of birds eat wild berries, and those are kind of acidic :P

You mean like this?
 

<center><img src="http://www.triad1.com/images/img_4574.jpg"></center><p>This happened on the track, we actually saw the bird fly up and we thought we missed it, but it wasn't until later we discovered it didn't :-0

Bye bye birdie...
 

Mine had the bird's head actually stuck under the grille where it meets the bumper. Everything else was intact. I had to open the hood to remove the poor thing as it was jammed in that good. Yikes.