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Old Jun 2, 2008 | 09:03 AM
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just ranting, every morning i walk to my car and there is bird **** on my car....i wash my car once a week and i can actually see the bird **** spots in thepaint...im going to have to clay the whole f'n thing again to get it looking right...moral of the story is bird **** is potent and if u have it on your car wipe it off quick because it makes the paint look horrible...looks like i need to start carrying some towels and quick detail spray...ahhhhhhhhhh sorry for the rant, just my 2 cents on bird ****
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Old Jun 2, 2008 | 09:09 AM
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Default Oh man, I should have taken a photo

of a bird that was mashed headfirst into the grill of my A6 yesterday. I think my car exacted its revenge on the poor thing.
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Old Jun 2, 2008 | 10:52 AM
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props to your car! revenge is sweet
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Old Jun 2, 2008 | 12:24 PM
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Default Have you considered an inexpensive car cover? Cheap at Costco.

and it only takes a minute to put it on and take it off.
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Old Jun 2, 2008 | 12:33 PM
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I posted about the same thing. What the hell is in the dookie!?!
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Old Jun 2, 2008 | 09:39 PM
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Having a garage FTW.
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Old Jun 2, 2008 | 09:40 PM
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A lot of birds eat wild berries, and those are kind of acidic :P
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Old Jun 4, 2008 | 02:52 PM
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<center><img src="http://www.triad1.com/images/img_4574.jpg"></center><p>This happened on the track, we actually saw the bird fly up and we thought we missed it, but it wasn't until later we discovered it didn't :-0
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Old Jun 5, 2008 | 07:06 AM
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Default Bye bye birdie...

Mine had the bird's head actually stuck under the grille where it meets the bumper. Everything else was intact. I had to open the hood to remove the poor thing as it was jammed in that good. Yikes.
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