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Old Feb 11, 2002 | 06:01 AM
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<center><img src="http://www.doodmonkeyradio.com/audi/pics/accident2-10/hit2-10-3.JPG"></center><p>Brother in law was nice enough to kiss my car last night with a minivan.. Can't say I was too thrilled, I don't think Audi dna and Minivan DNA are compatible, damn the kids would be ugly anyways..

But at any rate, anyone have any idea what this might run me to get fixed?
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Old Feb 11, 2002 | 06:07 AM
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Default That child has already been born.

and its name is A2.

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Old Feb 11, 2002 | 06:07 AM
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, noooooooooo, great does that mean my car has to pay child support?
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Old Feb 11, 2002 | 06:10 AM
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Default that means that a minivan is going to knocking on your door in 9 mos.

make sure you're on vacation then.
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Old Feb 11, 2002 | 07:05 AM
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Default Sucks... My uncle carved his initials in my bumper as he was parking by feel...

... small screw scratch from his plate in my rear bumper. It sucks you park as far away from the door of the mall, you walk an extra 3 minutes from the parking lot at work... to avoid problems like this, then when you think your car is parked all safe and sound in your driveway, family members bump you. I don't mind getting a scratch if I'm driving because I can blame myself. I really can't get that mad at family though... they are family after all and it is just a car.

Oh well... do what I'm going to do... in the spring make the most of this situation and get an M3 rear spoiler painted to match since I'm getting the bumper repainted then.

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Old Feb 11, 2002 | 07:06 AM
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Default OMG, same thing happend to me this weekend, sorry to hear.

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Old Feb 11, 2002 | 07:14 AM
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damn bug stop stealing jokes that i want to put down
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Old Feb 11, 2002 | 07:14 AM
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You're link is debunked
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Old Feb 11, 2002 | 07:37 AM
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Default Damn, that sucks =( Should be easy to fix though (m)

farking minivans. Theyre almost as bad as pickups.
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