ARGGGGGH!, no sunday Malibu drive???????
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YUP, postponed till the 12th!
FIRST,
Bernie ("My name is SATAN") Ecelstone decides that Formula 1 will no longer be televised in America and THEN I get a Email from Jason H!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHH!
I about to go postal
I'm going out right now and renting
"Dog Day afternoon"
"Gimme back F1 and sunday's drive or I'll shoot this dog!!"
Hey, it worked for National Lampoon
Bernie ("My name is SATAN") Ecelstone decides that Formula 1 will no longer be televised in America and THEN I get a Email from Jason H!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHH!
I about to go postal
I'm going out right now and renting
"Dog Day afternoon"
"Gimme back F1 and sunday's drive or I'll shoot this dog!!"
Hey, it worked for National Lampoon
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...and NO F1!! I'm going to naw on Bernie's skull!
While you're out renting "Dog Day" I'll go out and get "Falling Down"
Maybe we solve part of the problem by going on our own drive on THIS *%$# sunday!?
The other part needs a trip to Europe, over to homey-cheese Ecclestone's house to open up a can of whup-*** on him. Maybe we can teach him just how bad his decision is by strapping him to a chair in front of hours of NASCAR races. I think he learn the error of his ways after he sees what we endure on this side of the pond. He'll reinstate coverage pronto!
Maybe we solve part of the problem by going on our own drive on THIS *%$# sunday!?
The other part needs a trip to Europe, over to homey-cheese Ecclestone's house to open up a can of whup-*** on him. Maybe we can teach him just how bad his decision is by strapping him to a chair in front of hours of NASCAR races. I think he learn the error of his ways after he sees what we endure on this side of the pond. He'll reinstate coverage pronto!
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the suggestion on the table right now is to Strap him Naked to a chair
and make him watch 72Hrs of CART
GO FAST ===> TURN LEFT ===>REPEAT
BUT you are correct about Falling Down
only we keep going until we end up at Napolean's,
I Mean, Bernie's House and Then open the bag and...........
Isn't Megalomania and Narcissim a Diagnosable disorder
can't we have this f*&^er committed??????
GO FAST ===> TURN LEFT ===>REPEAT
BUT you are correct about Falling Down
only we keep going until we end up at Napolean's,
I Mean, Bernie's House and Then open the bag and...........
Isn't Megalomania and Narcissim a Diagnosable disorder
can't we have this f*&^er committed??????
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I'd think he likes CART....
just like F1: Few or no American drivers; fragile, insanely expensive cars, and they don't race at Indy...um,eh...Doh. Nevermind.
I still think watching a NASCAR race (especially the pick-em-up truck series, WTF?) will break him down quicker: steering wheels the size of extra-large pizza trays, all left turns--even when the track goes right, those sponsors(!), and the home-spun-ness of the commentators!!
At least CART uses road courses like Laguna Seca every few weeks...
Yes. Lets have him committed. Know anyone with that kind of pull and authority to get him strapped and left in a rubber room with only one crayon for amusement? I know a friend who knows a doctor that knows the name of...
I still think watching a NASCAR race (especially the pick-em-up truck series, WTF?) will break him down quicker: steering wheels the size of extra-large pizza trays, all left turns--even when the track goes right, those sponsors(!), and the home-spun-ness of the commentators!!
At least CART uses road courses like Laguna Seca every few weeks...
Yes. Lets have him committed. Know anyone with that kind of pull and authority to get him strapped and left in a rubber room with only one crayon for amusement? I know a friend who knows a doctor that knows the name of...
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Actually, he said that he's unhappy with SpeedVisions coverage and
and he won't give it to ABC or ESPN
BECAUSE THEY SHOW CART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I say we put LSD in his Evian and then..... Oh wait!....HE's already insane....Damn!!
I think committment and power of attorney is the only short-term solution
well that the boycott of all F1 sponsers that people are already organising
NO WONDER AUDI isn't in F1.......who puts up with this guys CRAP??????????
Lets try to do the Sunday 5th drive anyways?
BECAUSE THEY SHOW CART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I say we put LSD in his Evian and then..... Oh wait!....HE's already insane....Damn!!
I think committment and power of attorney is the only short-term solution
well that the boycott of all F1 sponsers that people are already organising
NO WONDER AUDI isn't in F1.......who puts up with this guys CRAP??????????
Lets try to do the Sunday 5th drive anyways?
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OK, it ISN'T so ;-) (m)
Only the long Ojai drive is postponed until the 12th. We weren't going to do a Malibu run anyway... But now we are! To give you guys your fix we're going to still do a run THIS Sunday in the canyons AS WELL as the long drive next weekend. How's that junkie? Be at the Landing at 10:00 am.
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