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Old Dec 9, 2004 | 06:08 AM
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This site is pretty funny.

An example:

VOLKSWAGEN GOLF PLUS
One of VW's big arrivals for 2005 will be the unusual Golf Plus, a car specifically designed for people who like the normal Golf but wish it was it was very, very slightly bigger. "That's right," agreed a man who appeared to be from Volkswagen. "But of course that's not the only market for the Golf Plus. We also believe it will appeal to another group of people - those who like the Touran but wish it was very, very slightly smaller. As a result, we believe the number of people who will like the Golf Plus is literally several. And some of them don't work for Volkswagen. Probably".


Another on the joint venture between Japanese and French automakers:

...A Toyotist was quick to point out that during the joint project the Japanese had much to learn from their French partners; "This has been an education for us," he confessed. "Previously during the design process of a new model we might concentrate on getting everything finished. Our colleagues in Paris have shown us that actually we should take time each day to bugger off for a three hour lunch and maybe a nap. We have also learned much about an entirely new interior concept for us. It is something called 'rattles'".<ul><li><a href="http://www.sniffpetrol.com/index.html">Sniff Petrol</a></li></ul>
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