OT: Tarzan and Jane
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OT: Tarzan and Jane
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, while questioning him about his life, she asked him how he had sex.
"What sex?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong! I will show you how to do it the right way She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and assumed the position.
"Here," she said, "you can put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave Jane a kick in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for!"
"Tarzan not stupid -- check for bees."
"What sex?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong! I will show you how to do it the right way She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and assumed the position.
"Here," she said, "you can put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave Jane a kick in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for!"
"Tarzan not stupid -- check for bees."
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