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Old Apr 18, 2001 | 05:20 PM
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Default United states government declares national air quality emergency

EPA Secretary Christy Todd-Whitman declares a national state of emergency, calling it one of the worst air quality conditions in recent memory. When asked about the cause of the problem, Ms. Whitman states that "massive concurrent use of Zaino, Zymol and other toxic automotive conditioners has resulted in a very serious air quality anomoly!". The problem is concentrated mostly across the Mid-Atlantic, but extends well inland and far reaches into the Northeast. The story is rapidly developing as EPA air quality researchers and even the FBI investigate the situation. Stay tuned!
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Old Apr 18, 2001 | 05:22 PM
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What will they blame us for next???
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Old Apr 18, 2001 | 05:28 PM
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No one pass gas or we will be in big doo doo...but we know it is all the fault of the Zaino guys.:-P
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Old Apr 18, 2001 | 05:31 PM
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Setting up the bomb?
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Old Apr 18, 2001 | 05:38 PM
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water shortage ?
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Water shortage? We already know that we caused one in Somerset.
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Re: Who wants to pull my finger ?
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