Some simple fun with aliens
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Some simple fun with aliens
Yesterday evening, GreTTa is stopped at a light approximately in the blind spot of a late model Japanese sedan. A small boy (6-7 years of age) stares intently from the rear seat of the sedan at the front of the TT (as small boys are wont to do). As it is dusk, the headlights are already on, so it takes only a gentle, constant tug of the right control stalk to activate the aliens. The small boy's eyes widen and his mouth turns to an "O" shape. I could not hear his comment, but now his mother in the driver seat is staring intently in her side view mirror, then twisting her head to look backwards. But the aliens have already retreated, the light turns green and we are gone.
That poor woman probably thinks her son is making up stories again.
That poor woman probably thinks her son is making up stories again.
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That reminds me a little of the scenes in the modern version of "Flubber", where this little...
...kid keeps seeing strange things in the tree outside his bedroom window, etc., and is freaking out about them all the while his dad is never privy to any of them because of timing. He think s the kid is wacko. I'll have to remember that next time I've got kids starting out the rear windows at me. 
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What if we turned them to aim to the sides or the front. Could use it to spray the car next to or in
front of you 
I also think it would be neat to make them spray the intercooler(s). But that would mean you would need to use water instead of windshield cleaner fluid, or else you would have build up of chemicals on the intercooler(s).
I also think it would be neat to make them spray the intercooler(s). But that would mean you would need to use water instead of windshield cleaner fluid, or else you would have build up of chemicals on the intercooler(s).
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How about remote-controlled, directional aliens w/ multiple fluid chambers...
It would really be quite simple, just replace that silly ol' nav. option with an overhead view of your TT and objects in vicinity. Think of the plethora of uses:
Black dissapearing ink for the front plate, when "going" through a toll;
Evian to "spritz" cutie, yuppie joggers you pass-by;
Jaipur (or selected fragrance) for stinky date/passenger;
Eau de Skunk for Asstek in front or to side;
"Raid" for airborne insect defense system, this would be self-monitoring;
Grey Goose in one, and tonic and lime in the other, for entertainin'...
Can you think of any others???
This, of curse, would not effect the design or aesthetics of the car... ;-)
Black dissapearing ink for the front plate, when "going" through a toll;
Evian to "spritz" cutie, yuppie joggers you pass-by;
Jaipur (or selected fragrance) for stinky date/passenger;
Eau de Skunk for Asstek in front or to side;
"Raid" for airborne insect defense system, this would be self-monitoring;
Grey Goose in one, and tonic and lime in the other, for entertainin'...
Can you think of any others???
This, of curse, would not effect the design or aesthetics of the car... ;-)