OT: Need a maid service. Anyone hear of one that does it naked?
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Re: OT: Need a maid service. Anyone hear of one that does it naked?
I don't have a name of one, but I thought I'd relay a story. A few years back, I had a few dates with a beautiful young lady who was also one of the Budweiser girls, and did some modelling on the side. She decided that she'd rather date this Hispanic guy who used to beat her *** instead of me, but that's another story.
Her girlfriend was also gorgeous, and she operated a fully nude maid service. She was trying to talk me into it, but I asked what she did and it was basically light dusting and straightening things out. I asked of she would get on her knees and scrub, and that was not part of the deal. So no nude maid service for me, I guess.
Her girlfriend was also gorgeous, and she operated a fully nude maid service. She was trying to talk me into it, but I asked what she did and it was basically light dusting and straightening things out. I asked of she would get on her knees and scrub, and that was not part of the deal. So no nude maid service for me, I guess.
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That reminds me of that classic joke...
where a drunken guy is sitting at a bar, and a woman sidles up to him and whispers seductively in his ear "I'll do ANYTHING for $100", so the guy turns hands her a $100 bill and says, "Okay, paint my house."