[Yeah, it's an oldie, but I've added a few twists.....]

This stupid body shop owner from Long Island was out of work, broke and really getting desparate. (Treating customers like a$$holes does this to you!) He saw a house up on a steep hill in Connecticut, and figured the woman that owned it had to have lots of money because of the fancy lake silver metallic car in her driveway. So, he marched up to the house and rang the bell.

When the owner (carrying a blue/white umbrella) answered the door, he told her that he needed a job and would do just about anything to earn some money.

"How about painting my porch?" asked the owner. "My assbag sons Jason and Larry wouldn't do it when they were here back in May."

"Fine", said the out of work body shop owner, "I'll paint your porch for $50.00".

The owner agreed to the price and told him the paint and brushes were on the
shelves in the garage, above the winter tires and below the Zaino.

When the home owner closed the door, the shoe-devil (she'll travel 150 miles for a stiletto sale, you know!) asked who was at the door.

"Oh a guy that needed a job, so I told him I'd pay him $50.00 to paint the porch".

"That's a big porch" said the shoe-devil. "He will be out there all day!"

"We'll see" said the home owner, as they returned to the walk-in shoe organizer and continued trying on the different styles of shoes.

Forty five minutes later, the guy was back at the door. "Are you done already" asked the owner?

"Yes" said the body shop guy, "but you were wrong". "It wasn't a Porsche, it was an Audi TT!".

 

Art Made me chuckle...I knew I knew the joke..couldn't remember the punch line AND loved the twist!

 

I'm surprised that Denny hasn't commented on her role yet!!! :-)

 

Acccchhhhhh, nooooo, oh, the front porch does need painting ;-)

 

Do you think that I can "Tom Sawyer" those boys of yours again like I did with the tires, mom??? :-)