ITT's humour time
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ITT's humour time
A LITTLE OFFICE PRAYER
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today.
As they may be connected to the *** that I might have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work......
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
and help me to remember .......
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that everyone is trying
especially hard to **** me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to flip them the finger.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today.
As they may be connected to the *** that I might have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work......
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
and help me to remember .......
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that everyone is trying
especially hard to **** me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to flip them the finger.
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