I am here all week at the FunnyBone!!!!! Fri joke inside!
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I am here all week at the FunnyBone!!!!! Fri joke inside!
A business man gets in an elevator. A blonde inside greets him with a smile and says "T-G-I-F!"
The business man returns the smile and responds " S-H-I-T"
The blonde, puzzled smiles her biggest smile and repeats as sweetly as she can "T-G-I-F!"
The business man shoots back with a quizzical expression "S-H-I-T!"
The blonde frustrated, decides to explain things "T-G-I-F...you know...Thank God its Friday?...get it?
The man grins....yes I get it...Sorry Honey It's Thursday!
The business man returns the smile and responds " S-H-I-T"
The blonde, puzzled smiles her biggest smile and repeats as sweetly as she can "T-G-I-F!"
The business man shoots back with a quizzical expression "S-H-I-T!"
The blonde frustrated, decides to explain things "T-G-I-F...you know...Thank God its Friday?...get it?
The man grins....yes I get it...Sorry Honey It's Thursday!
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another contibution >>>>> maybe offensive
The Pope is very ill, and nobody has been able to cure him. the cardinals call in an old physician recommended to them. After and hour long examination, he comes up with a solution to what ails the Pope.
"I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that the Pope has a rare testicular disorder. The good news is that it can be cured with sex"
The cardinals, not happy with the cure explain the situation to the Pope.
"I'll agree to it but under four conditions" says the Pope. The cardinals are shocked. "What are the four conditions?"
"First, the girl must be blind, so she cannot see who she is having sex with, second she must be deaf so she cannot hear who she is having sex with, and third she must be dumb so even if she figures out who she had sex with, she can tell no one!" After a long pause, a cardinal asks "And what is the fourth condition?"
"Big ****"
"I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that the Pope has a rare testicular disorder. The good news is that it can be cured with sex"
The cardinals, not happy with the cure explain the situation to the Pope.
"I'll agree to it but under four conditions" says the Pope. The cardinals are shocked. "What are the four conditions?"
"First, the girl must be blind, so she cannot see who she is having sex with, second she must be deaf so she cannot hear who she is having sex with, and third she must be dumb so even if she figures out who she had sex with, she can tell no one!" After a long pause, a cardinal asks "And what is the fourth condition?"
"Big ****"
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Don't quit your day job! :-) OH, here's some BRUNETTE jokes...
Q: WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
A: Brown-bagging it.
Q: WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
A: No one else wants it.
Q: WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
A: Invisible.
Q: WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
A: "Has the blonde left yet? "
Q: WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
A: The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Q: WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
A: When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
Q: WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
A: The invitation
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A: A hostage
Q: WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
A: Fisher-Price
Q: WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
A: It matches their mustache
A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
A: Brown-bagging it.
Q: WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
A: No one else wants it.
Q: WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
A: Invisible.
Q: WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
A: "Has the blonde left yet? "
Q: WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
A: The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Q: WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
A: When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
Q: WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
A: The invitation
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A: A hostage
Q: WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
A: Fisher-Price
Q: WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
A: It matches their mustache
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I dunno why I am bothering since it is so far down the page but.....
take a deep breath and relax. THEY are jokes, they were not to be taken seriously. I put a warning on, and you read it anyway? Then complain?
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