A (slightly) gross joke...
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A (slightly) gross joke...
Two guys make a bet to see who can make a dollar go farther. They agree to meet back in 3 days and compare notes. After 3 days, they meet at a bar to talk about their efforts.
The first guy says "I took my dollar, and bought a cigar. I smoked half the first day, half the second day, and I saved the ashes which I gave to my wife to use as fertilizer in her rose garden."
"Not bad," said the other guy, "but I got you beat. I bought a sausage with my dollar, ate half the first day, half the second day. I saved the skin which I used as a condom, and then I filled the skin with a load of my dog's crap, closed it back up, and took it back to the butcher, and said 'Hey, this sausage smells like ****!', and he gave me my dollar back."
The first guy says "I took my dollar, and bought a cigar. I smoked half the first day, half the second day, and I saved the ashes which I gave to my wife to use as fertilizer in her rose garden."
"Not bad," said the other guy, "but I got you beat. I bought a sausage with my dollar, ate half the first day, half the second day. I saved the skin which I used as a condom, and then I filled the skin with a load of my dog's crap, closed it back up, and took it back to the butcher, and said 'Hey, this sausage smells like ****!', and he gave me my dollar back."
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Novelity products. Pens, highlighter, coffee mugs, bascially anything you can put a logo on it...
My factory is in Wuxi, which is about 1 hour from Shanghai. I'm going to back to China this trip to look for a nice peice of land to build a new building. Is the glove factory yours? Do you do leather gloves? I probably can get some orders for leather gloves. The orders that come in our company are all off the wall, such as road cones for Verizon and werid looking paper weights for tax.com and Pro2Net(which sadly went out of business recently) so I probably can find some orders for you. 
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We are partners with the factory in Shenyang (Korean partner). Our gloves
are sold primarly through companies like Auto Zone, Pep Boys et. al., but we do quite a bit of private label business with Snap-on Tools, Mac Tools, Craftsman etc.
The link below is our (sadly outdated) web page. We do most of our marketing in racing - CART, F1, NASCAR, etc.
-Kevin<ul><li><a href="http://www.mechanix.com">Mechanix Wear</a></li></ul>
The link below is our (sadly outdated) web page. We do most of our marketing in racing - CART, F1, NASCAR, etc.
-Kevin<ul><li><a href="http://www.mechanix.com">Mechanix Wear</a></li></ul>
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