Early Friday humor..probably an oldie, but I'd never seen it....perfect for this crowd!
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Early Friday humor..probably an oldie, but I'd never seen it....perfect for this crowd!
A Scotsman was shipwrecked and finally washed ashore
on a small island. As he regains consciousness on the
beach, he sees a beautiful unclad nymphet standing
over him. She asks, "Would you like some food?"
The Scot hoarsely croaks, "Och, lassie, I havna' ittin
a bite in a week noo and I am verra hungry!"
She disappears into the woods and quickly comes back
with a heaping helping of haggis. When he has choked
it down, she asks, "Would you like something to
drink?"
"Och, aye! That haggis has made me verra hungry and I
wad verra much like a drink!"
She goes off into the woods again and returns with a
bottle of 75-year-old single-malt Scotch whiskey.
The Scotsman is beginning to think that he's in heaven
when the unclad nymphet leans closer and says, "Would
you like to play around?"
"Och, lassie, don't tell me ye've got a golf course
here too!"
on a small island. As he regains consciousness on the
beach, he sees a beautiful unclad nymphet standing
over him. She asks, "Would you like some food?"
The Scot hoarsely croaks, "Och, lassie, I havna' ittin
a bite in a week noo and I am verra hungry!"
She disappears into the woods and quickly comes back
with a heaping helping of haggis. When he has choked
it down, she asks, "Would you like something to
drink?"
"Och, aye! That haggis has made me verra hungry and I
wad verra much like a drink!"
She goes off into the woods again and returns with a
bottle of 75-year-old single-malt Scotch whiskey.
The Scotsman is beginning to think that he's in heaven
when the unclad nymphet leans closer and says, "Would
you like to play around?"
"Och, lassie, don't tell me ye've got a golf course
here too!"
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