new degree programs

-B.S. in BECOMING A REAL MAN
That's right, in just six semesters they can become real men!
"REAL MAN CURRICULUM" (prepared and presented by females)

FIRST YEAR

Fall Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4a.m.
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
MEN 113 Get a Life, Learn to Cook

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like an Idiot When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers

SECOND YEAR

Fall Schedule:
MEN 202 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down I
MEN 203 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down II
MEN 204 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down III
MEN 205 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down IV

Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest-You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise-Especially Naked

Spring Schedule:
MEN 320 Omitting @#%~&*! From Your Vocabulary
MEN 321 Fluffing the Blanket After Passing Gas is Not Necessary
MEN 322 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 323 Thirty Minutes of Begging is Not Considered Foreplay


B.S. in BECOMING A REAL WOMAN
"REAL WOMAN CURRICULUM" (prepared and presented by males)

FIRST YEAR

Fall Schedule
WO 101. Are You Ready to Leave?: Definition of the Word YES
WO 102. Inappropriate Rhetorical Questions (formerly titled "Honey, Do I
Look Fat?")
WO 103. Elementary Map Reading
WO 104. Crying and Law Enforcement

Winter Schedule
WO 106. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours
WO 107. Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast
WO 108. The Seven-outfit Week
WO 109. PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (formerly titled "It's Happened
Monthly Since Puberty: Deal with It")

Spring Schedule
WO 210. Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmission
WO 211. Driving II: The Meaning of Red Lights
WO 212. Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed
WO 213. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple as Oil and Water

SECOND YEAR

Fall Schedule
WO 215. The Super Bowl: Not a Game, A Sacrament
WO 216. Telephone Translations (formerly titled "Me Too" =3D "I Love You")
WO 217. How to Earn Your Own Money
WO 218. Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronic Good")

Winter Schedule
WO 301. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
WO 302. Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup
WO 303. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
WO 304. We Forget Birthdays, You Forget Sports Stats: LET'S LET IT DROP
WO 305. MYOB: Proper Response to Other Couple's Public Arguments

Spring Schedule
WO 310. Yes, You Can Buy Condoms (formerly titled "WE learned to deal
with the embarrassment")
WO 311. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
WO 312. What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
WO 313. Cleaning day does not always have to be Saturday.

Courses for Extra Credit
WO 320. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
WO 321. Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock Schmedlock")
WO 322. To Honor and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"
WO 323. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome in the House
WO 324. Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man?