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Early Friday morning funnies . . . "a compassionate attorney". I know, oxymoron! lol

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Old Aug 16, 2001 | 10:18 PM
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Default Early Friday morning funnies . . . "a compassionate attorney". I know, oxymoron! lol

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, come along with me then," instructed the lawyer.

"But, sir, I have a wife and two children!"

"Bring them along!" replied the lawyer. He turned to the other man and said,
"Come with us."

"But sir, I have a wife and six children!" the second man answered.

"Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed for his limo. They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car of its immense size. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is almost a foot tall."
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Old Aug 17, 2001 | 03:16 AM
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Default Here's another compassionate attorney....

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Old Aug 17, 2001 | 04:34 AM
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Even I am offended. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Old Aug 17, 2001 | 04:57 AM
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Glad you don't have an interview this morning...We need your participation ALL day
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