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Old Aug 17, 2001 | 05:46 AM
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Old Aug 17, 2001 | 05:53 AM
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LOL....Try Trunk Monkey and Assbag...hehe
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Old Aug 17, 2001 | 06:01 AM
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Default Assbag is truly robust! It made it all the way through and maintained true form :)

That makes me happy as I AM Assbag #00.
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Old Aug 17, 2001 | 06:07 AM
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Try it as *** Bag..... hehe
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Old Aug 17, 2001 | 06:16 AM
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Default This is the Friggin' Coolest Thing EVER!!! Check it out:

My original sentence:
I am devising small contraptions, that will crawl across my hardwood floor to nip at your Achilles tendon.

Babelized:
First it sketches the small messages, strisciamento through the ground
of the wood lasts average of the moment this the contact its cord of
Achilles.

Ha, ha!!!! Talk about barriers to communication!!!

Oh ****, you just completely diminished any chance of my actually being productive today!!!

or -

If he scheisse of d ' OH -, to correct they have completely reduced
each really productive possible mine to them of the probability of the
relative today
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Old Aug 17, 2001 | 06:39 AM
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Original: Audi, fix your grinding piece of crap front wheel drive transmissions!

Translation: The audio one, regulated its part to the burnishing of transferences of the movement of the small wheel of him emits crap!
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Old Aug 17, 2001 | 06:57 AM
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Default The diverter valve makes a honking sound.

Translation:

The valve of disturba cornant to turn aside itself of the form.

No wonder Audi can't fix it!
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Old Aug 17, 2001 | 08:31 AM
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Default Jason Dale...

Original English Text:
Jason Dale is most defintely an assbag.

Translated to French:
La vallée de Jason est le plus defintely un assbag.

Translated back to English:
The valley of Jason is more defintely a assbag.

Translated to German:
Die Senke von Jason ist defintely ein assbag.

Translated back to English:
Those lowers from Jason is defintely assbag.

Translated to Italian:
Quelli si abbassano da Jason sono defintely assbag.

Translated back to English:
Those are lowered from Jason are defintely assbag.

Translated to Portuguese:
Aqueles são abaixados de Jason são defintely assbag.

Translated back to English:
Those are lowered of Jason are defintely assbag.

Translated to Spanish:
Ésos se bajan de Jason son defintely assbag.

Translated back to English:
Those lower of Jason are defintely assbag.
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OMFG!
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