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Old Aug 17, 2001 | 06:32 AM
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Default OT and moderated: Because I'm curious...

as to YOUR dumping patterns...

When you got a mean pot of **** brewing and you'll have to drop it in a public restroom do you, a) take the first stall you can find, b) take a normal sized stall, c) sprawl out on the handicapped throne (especially if they got a sink and baby changing station in there), d) project the poop into a urinal or e) prefer not to break in any ****ter so you attempt to plug it up.

Thanks for your participation

Btw, this poll came to me while I was just dropping a few kids off at the pool. It's amazing the stuff you can come up with while relaxing with a nice public pooping. I only decided to go through with this pool because I get a kick out of typing doodie lingo

*disclaimer - The results will only be used for educational purposes.
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Old Aug 17, 2001 | 06:50 AM
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Call the vet, we've got a sick puppy!
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Old Aug 17, 2001 | 06:52 AM
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Dripping the kids? :-).
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Old Aug 17, 2001 | 08:25 AM
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Default Robby, are you posessed this week?

You're going farther off the deep end each day! Try this site for some help.<ul><li><a href="http://www.doodie.com">http://www.doodie.com</a</li></ul>
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Old Aug 17, 2001 | 08:28 AM
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Default My preferences..

I prefer to use the handicapped stall because its so spacious. I really, really hate it when youre trying to enjoy a nice, relaxing dump and theres 5 open stalls, and some idiot comes and sits down in the one right beside you. Then you have to listen to his grunting and heavy breathing the whole time..here is a question for you. Lets say you walk into a bathroom and there are 2 urinals, and a few stalls...and you have to pee. There is a guy at one of the urinals..do you use the one right beside him, or go pee in one of the stalls. I myself prefer to pee in the stall, I dont like the awkwardness of having somebody right next to me..i can identify with the guy off of american pie. Just my 2 cents worth..
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Old Aug 17, 2001 | 09:54 AM
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Default The one brave soul here :) So many views but no responses...

As far as dumping in any place - I want the most room I can get. We agree of this. I not trying to hear somebody next to me blow out there o-ring. I also like longer toliet seats so you can have clearence

For urinals - I don't have a set preference and there are to many bathroom configurations for me to analyze it. The information I consider before urinating is through but quick. Its hard for me to lay down my logic because it depends on many different things, how many urinals, dividers?, how many stalls, how many people in the bathroom then, how many could come in, etc.

Thanks for sharing btw
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Old Aug 17, 2001 | 09:57 AM
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Default :-) I love that site. I've even used screen shots of the cartoons for school reports!

Too bad my work firewall won't let me see it now...

Sorry to be so gross but I'm immature and sleep deprived
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Old Aug 17, 2001 | 12:48 PM
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Time well spent, Boy Robby.
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