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Swimming Competition
There was a competition to cross the English Channel doing
only the breaststroke. Just three women entered the race: a
brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours the brunette staggered up on the
shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.
About 40 minutes later the redhead crawled up on the shore and
was declared to be the second place finisher.
Nearly 48 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and
promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete
the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore
loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms."
There was a competition to cross the English Channel doing
only the breaststroke. Just three women entered the race: a
brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours the brunette staggered up on the
shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.
About 40 minutes later the redhead crawled up on the shore and
was declared to be the second place finisher.
Nearly 48 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and
promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete
the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore
loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms."
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