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Old Sep 21, 2001 | 10:16 AM
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Some financial advice from an expert:

If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.

If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock)
one year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the
nickel deposit, you would have $79.

My investment advice is to start drinking heavily.
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Old Sep 21, 2001 | 10:20 AM
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LOl!! That is so funny and sooo sad!!!
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Old Sep 21, 2001 | 11:27 AM
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Hey! As a Nortel Employee......I'll have you know we prefer Bass or a nice Moretti! ;-)
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Old Sep 21, 2001 | 11:29 AM
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Excellent :-)
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Old Sep 21, 2001 | 03:25 PM
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LOL....but come on, who could really drink $1K worth of BUD..
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Old Sep 21, 2001 | 03:42 PM
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That's the truth!
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