Dog letters to God:


Dear God, How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?
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Dear God, When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
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Dear God, Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not
one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride!
I know every breed cannot have its own model, but
it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!
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Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
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Dear God, Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?
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Dear God, If we come back as humans, is that good, or bad?
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Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
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Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?
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Dear God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, and Frisbee flight
paths. What do humans understand?
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Dear God, Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back
is the beagle across the street!
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Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
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Dear God, Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpet thing, again?
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Dear God, May I have my ********* back?

 

Know why dogs lick their *********?












Because they can. (thanks for the grins)

 

Or do you have to get "that" operation to become Pope?

 

I recommend petting him first to see if he's friendly.