OT: What a mess!...
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OT: What a mess!...
A little while ago, I microwaved a fairly yummy Carne Asada burrito from Costco. Of course, what's a burrito without salsa? So I break out the Ralphs "Mega Buy" (my term) huge 4 lb 6 oz bottle of southwestern, black bean salsa.
It tells me to "shake well", as it is a chunky salsa, and I do so. I check the lid to make sure it's on tightly, and give it several hard shakes.
On about the 4th shake the lid fails, and salsa flies EVERYWHERE. It's in my hair, on my face, all over my shirt, splattered on the black UGG boots, on the walls, on the wine rack, on the fridge, inside of the fridge all over damn near everything, on the stove, even a little on the ceiling.
So I've poured a glass of wine, eaten my burrito, washed my face, changed my shirt, picked onion and tomato bits out of my hair, placed most of the condiments in the sink, and cleaned up 90% of the mess. I'll take another look for stray black beans and corn in a bit.
It tells me to "shake well", as it is a chunky salsa, and I do so. I check the lid to make sure it's on tightly, and give it several hard shakes.
On about the 4th shake the lid fails, and salsa flies EVERYWHERE. It's in my hair, on my face, all over my shirt, splattered on the black UGG boots, on the walls, on the wine rack, on the fridge, inside of the fridge all over damn near everything, on the stove, even a little on the ceiling.
So I've poured a glass of wine, eaten my burrito, washed my face, changed my shirt, picked onion and tomato bits out of my hair, placed most of the condiments in the sink, and cleaned up 90% of the mess. I'll take another look for stray black beans and corn in a bit.
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Now that's just wierd... because I just spilt Soy Mill all over...
myself, two Jack Russel Terriors, the fridge and the floor...
Sneezed while drinking out of the half gallon container of milk with the fridge door open, and dogs at my feet... What a mess is right... Although I don't have the boot issue, just a pair of socks.
That's too funny Brad.. I guess it happens to all of us at one time or another.
Sneezed while drinking out of the half gallon container of milk with the fridge door open, and dogs at my feet... What a mess is right... Although I don't have the boot issue, just a pair of socks.
That's too funny Brad.. I guess it happens to all of us at one time or another.
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