I don't know if these have been psoted here before. If they have...uh...sue me...

~ Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us whining about you leaving it down.

~ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a fruit, not a color.

~ If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

~ Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

~ If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

~ Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as
navel lint and the shotgun formation.

~ Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

~ Shopping is not a sport, and no, we're never going to think of it that way.

~ When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

~ You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes.

~ Crying is blackmail.

~ Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one: Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just
say it!

~ No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on the calendar.

~ Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of fifty, would look good with your dress?

~ Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

~ Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

~ Check your oil.

~ It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take any quiz together.

~ Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

~ If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

~ You can either tell us to do something OR tell us how to do something,but not both.

~ BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

~ If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.

~ Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.

 

Very good Dave! lol I bet Jake disagrees with all of this based on his post from earlier.

 

It would be GREAT if we could send EVERY woman to boot camp (at 16) to have these values burned in!

 

Last one, No more Drama..........

 

Bad day?

 

HAHAHA

 

Remind me not stand next to you in Asheville.

 

I don't give a rat's Aztek about someone who sings to teeny-boppers.

 

Well, pardon my a$$ :-P. I posted it as follow up to earlier discussion!

 

Fine!