Just received my first EVER written evaluation, and all I could think was....
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Just received my first EVER written evaluation, and all I could think was....
FOR THIS SOME POOR FRIGGIN' TREE DIED???
How can someone write soooooo much and yet say so little? I mean, was some big, cosmic, "Uselessness Vacuum" created to suck everything of substance out of this thing? WTF!!! I'M NOT INTERESTED IN KNOWING WHAT I'M GOOD AT- I WANT TO KNOW MY EXISTENT/POTENTIAL DOWNFALLS AND RE-GROUP ACCORDINGLY!!!
Arrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!
>:-(
How can someone write soooooo much and yet say so little? I mean, was some big, cosmic, "Uselessness Vacuum" created to suck everything of substance out of this thing? WTF!!! I'M NOT INTERESTED IN KNOWING WHAT I'M GOOD AT- I WANT TO KNOW MY EXISTENT/POTENTIAL DOWNFALLS AND RE-GROUP ACCORDINGLY!!!
Arrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!
>:-(
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The "Uselessness Vacuum" exists within the confines of the Beltway
otherwise known as the DC 495 loop.
This little-known phenomenon exists in direct correlation to the confluence of the three branches of the federal government, which are in full flower within the Beltway. Obvious examples include, but are not limited to:
Congresspeople (and certain members of the Executive branch) becoming intimately involved with individuals to who they aren't married (cf Condit, Gary; Clinton, Bill; Hart, Gary.)
That giant sucking sound emanating from the IRS headquarters, at 1111 Constitution Ave NW. This particular vacuum is so bad that regional locations have been established from which to better vacuum the hard-earned dollars from our pockets.
And, of course, the smaller but no less-deserving examples of foolishness which abound in all federal agencies (add your favorite here.)
Now, to help your evaluation:
Existent/Potential Downfalls:
Your TT will demand many, many mods. There is no known cure.
Someday, you will die. Again, no cure.
Regrouping: Live fast, die when you get there, enjoy the drive. Cheers!
This little-known phenomenon exists in direct correlation to the confluence of the three branches of the federal government, which are in full flower within the Beltway. Obvious examples include, but are not limited to:
Congresspeople (and certain members of the Executive branch) becoming intimately involved with individuals to who they aren't married (cf Condit, Gary; Clinton, Bill; Hart, Gary.)
That giant sucking sound emanating from the IRS headquarters, at 1111 Constitution Ave NW. This particular vacuum is so bad that regional locations have been established from which to better vacuum the hard-earned dollars from our pockets.
And, of course, the smaller but no less-deserving examples of foolishness which abound in all federal agencies (add your favorite here.)
Now, to help your evaluation:
Existent/Potential Downfalls:
Your TT will demand many, many mods. There is no known cure.
Someday, you will die. Again, no cure.
Regrouping: Live fast, die when you get there, enjoy the drive. Cheers!
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Primary source(s) of today's grumpiness: lots of vino w/ dinner last night; drop Henri of at
aptly named "Bittersweet Kennel (& Spa)"; lack of intra-veinous source of caffeine; very nice chocolate b-day cake ruined by unsightly "Rahul is 30" written on it; morning grumpiness noted by Fishnet; deadlines before I leave....
So, if I snap, don't take it personally... ;-)
(I'll TRY my darned-tootinest to behave)
So, if I snap, don't take it personally... ;-)
(I'll TRY my darned-tootinest to behave)
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