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Old Mar 18, 2002 | 12:20 PM
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Default Steve, Joel, etc., I think i figured it out...

The TT wimmen intend on documenting our various embarrassments over the weekend and then blackmailing us afterwards. The best counter measure is to create masks of the conspirators faces and wearing those as we approach potentially compromising situations.any other thoughts? (btw, i'm not here and we never had this conversation)
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Old Mar 18, 2002 | 12:28 PM
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Default Change of plans......>>

I'll start working on the cloaking device (for you guys!). I intend to be the perfect Gentlemen, maintaining decorum and good taste at all times. I will lend advice (Tech and personal as I do have a degree in counseling), perform mod analysis and instalation services for any of the TTwimmens, Serve as escort and companion as demand warrants, and generally be a model participant. I will therefore be immune to slander and photographic evidence indicating otherwise.
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Old Mar 18, 2002 | 12:30 PM
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... and you can DO all that??? ;-)
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Old Mar 18, 2002 | 12:31 PM
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What? You don't believe in miracles?????
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Old Mar 18, 2002 | 12:33 PM
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LOL (no) LOL
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Old Mar 18, 2002 | 12:37 PM
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Thanks, Sweetie...I've been looking for someone to do my mods...
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Old Mar 18, 2002 | 12:43 PM
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Default As a former undercover narcotics force supervisor, I have many methods of disguise...

which we can employ to confound and confuse the TT Wimmens!!!
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;-)
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Burro boy was a good one!
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Old Mar 18, 2002 | 12:45 PM
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Default That's a good plan but the TT wimmens are smarter than your average wimmens...

They may suspect you're up to something, especially if you appear to be on your best behavior.
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