More internet dating Haiku...

I'm cute but quite dense
All credit cards are maxed out
Rescue me from this
That one's pretty cute
Perhaps just a gold digger
Or desperate for kids
Seems a bit twisted
She's got a rockin' bod though
Hot looking psycho
One longing for love
Desperation permeates
The clock ticks loudly
When will she respond
I e-mailed my best pic
I must be too old
Hold open my door
Equality for women
Here's the check mister
Can you see my gray
It's been weeks since the last tint
Dim lighting should help
I'm a proud bi femme
You say that doesn't move you
I thought guys liked that
Clinging low-cut top
Are you staring at my breasts
What is your problem
Bring your bank statement
My finances are in ruin
I'd give you great sex
Tattooed pierced odd one
Please love me for who I am
I don't know myself
Long walks on the beach
A person who loves to laugh
Seeking a soulmate
I have many cats
These felines are my babies
Might not have my own
Perhaps I should call
Not sure I like her that much
Better than nothing
Seeking perfection
Offering plenty of flaws
Are you Prince Charming
I want a big rock
Should be one carat at least
Aren't I worth it
50 pairs of shoes
No retirement savings
The future awaits
Wow she's really hot
Damn porno ad in disguise
Did they think I'd join
Hot young Russian babe
Bring me to the USA
I vant citizen
Posted Glamour Shot
Didn't really look like her
Stench of cheap perfume
Let's meet at Starbucks
Nervously picks at her arm
What's up with those teeth




