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Old Apr 13, 2006 | 11:31 AM
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The theme of this letter is not "The Mk II TT has a massive superiority complex." By now, you've already heard countless arguments running in that vein and are probably pretty sick of them. The theme of this letter is "The messages contained in the Mk II TT's claims are a powerful source of illumination on the behavior of apolaustic, malicious conspiracy theorists." As this letter will make clear, if you've read any of the cankered slop that the Mk II TT has concocted, you'll indeed recall the Mk II TT's description of its plan to break down our communities. If you haven't read any of it, well, all you really need to know is that the term "idiot savant" comes to mind when thinking of the Mk II TT. Admittedly, that term applies only halfway to it, which is why I aver that the Mk II TT's comrades are unified under a common goal. That goal is to twist the truth. It is hard to decide what is stronger in the Mk II TT: its incredible stupidity as far as any real knowledge or ability is concerned, or the illogical insolence of its behavior. By refusing to act, by refusing to call for proper disciplinary action against the Mk II TT and its agents provocateurs, we are giving the Mk II TT the power to force its moral code on the rest of us. Any rational argument must acknowledge this. The Mk II TT's deranged double standards, naturally, do not. The poisonous wine of revisionism had been distilled long before the Mk II TT entered the scene. The Mk II TT is merely the agent decanting the poisonous fluid from its bottle into the jug that is world humanity.

To create massive civil unrest is an injustice. Almost everyone will agree that the Mk II TT's fibs run on pure irony, but if the Mk II TT had its way, schools would teach students that we should avoid personal responsibility. This is not education but indoctrination. It prevents students from learning about how when the Mk II TT says that its camp is looking out for our interests, that's just a load of spucatum tauri. So long as the devastating inequities that characterize our society persist, the Mk II TT's disciples will be unable to deny that if it can't stand the heat, it should get out of the kitchen.

It would be grossly premature for the Mk II TT to claim final victory. People have commented that there may be a gap in my logic there. I don't think there is, and I've gone to great pains to explain why. It is not news that the Mk II TT has no real regard for other people's rights, privacy, or sanity. What speaks volumes, though, is that its minions have learned their scripts well and the rhetoric comes gushing forth with little provocation. Who is the Mk II TT to decide what is morally acceptable for us and what is not? When I say that to call the Mk II TT a beast is to defame all quadrupeds, I don't just mean that it wants to give expression to that which is most destructive and most harmful to society, that it wants to keep us hypnotized so we don't establish a supportive -- rather than an intimidating -- atmosphere for offering public comment, or that it wants to hammer a few more nails into the coffin of freedom. Sure, the Mk II TT undoubtedly wants all that, but it also wants much more. It wants to concoct labels for people, objects, and behaviors in order to manipulate the public's opinion of them.

It seems to me that the Mk II TT is both logorrheic and slatternly. Now there's a dangerous combination if I've ever seen one. We are observing the change in our society's philosophy and values from freedom and justice to corruption, decay, cynicism, and injustice. All of these "values" are artistically incorporated in one person: the Mk II TT.

It may seem to many people, maybe even the majority, that the Mk II TT attributes the most distorted, bizarre, and ludicrous "meanings" to ordinary personality charcteristics. For example, if you're shy, it calls you "fearful and withdrawn". If, instead, you're the outgoing and active type, the Mk II TT says you're "acting out due to trauma". Why does it say such things? This can be answered most easily by stating that I sympathize with those who have lost loved ones at the hands of the Mk II TT. If you don't believe me, see for yourself. I have given this issue a great deal of thought, and I now have a strong conviction that the Mk II TT asserts that taxpayers are a magic purse that never runs out of gold. Most reasonable people, however, recognize such assertions as nothing more than baseless, if wishful, claims unsupported by concrete evidence. The Mk II TT's expostulations don't accomplish anything useful because they don't deal with the real issue. The real issue is that the Mk II TT uses big words like "epididymodeferential" to make itself sound important. For that matter, benevolent Nature has equipped another puny creature, the skunk, with a means of making itself seem important, too. Although the Mk II TT's slurs may reek like a skunk, the Mk II TT should learn to appreciate what it has instead of feeling so oppressed because it can't do everything it wants, every time it wants to.

I cannot emphasize enough how much I resent the Mk II TT's declamations. The Mk II TT likes to quote all of the saccharine, sticky moralisms about "human rights" and the evils of snobbism. But as soon as we stop paying attention, it invariably instructs its shills to step on other people's toes. Then, when someone notices, the pattern repeats from the beginning. Though this game may seem perverse beyond belief to any sane individual, it makes perfect sense in light of the Mk II TT's hypocritical rodomontades.

By seeking to undermine the foundations of society until a single thrust suffices to make the entire edifice collapse, the Mk II TT reveals its ignorance about collectivism's polyvocality. It probably also doesn't realize that the problem with it is not that it's longiloquent. It's that it wants to utilize questionable and illegal fund-raising techniques. You know what I mean? One might assert that the Mk II TT should reserve its stereotypes and labels and remember to treat others with a bit more respect and equality. While that's true, it does somewhat miss the point. You see, the Mk II TT's heathenism-prone, primitive bromides can be quite educational. By studying them, students can observe firsthand the consequences of having an organization consumed with paranoia, fear, hatred, and ignorance.

The Mk II TT's sound bites represent not only a denial of reality, but also an especially brassbound sort of spiritual poison that will instill distrust and thereby create a need for its materialistic views before you know it. Added to this is something else: It claims that the sky is falling. Predictably, it cites no hard data for that claim. This is because no such data exist. No one can deny that this theme is stated in one form or another in every one of Man's great religions, yet I do not appreciate being labeled. No one does. Nevertheless, I have frequently criticized the Mk II TT's unspoken plan to dress up its profit motive in the cloak of selfless altruism. It usually addresses my criticisms by accusing me of Jacobinism, racism, child molestation, and halitosis. The Mk II TT hopes that by delegitimizing me this way, no one will listen to me when I say that the Mk II TT is out to spawn a society in which those with the most deviant lifestyle, vile behavior, or personal failures are given the most by the government. And when we play its game, we become accomplices. As if you didn't know, those of us who are too lazy or disinterested to provide you with vital information which the Mk II TT has gone to great lengths to prevent you from discovering have no right to complain when it and its expositors create a new cottage industry around its heartless form of authoritarianism.

As far as I'm concerned, deluded pip-squeaks serve as the priests in the Mk II TT's cult of virulent Lysenkoism. These "priests" spend their days basking in the Mk II TT's reflected glory, pausing only when the Mk II TT instructs them to convert lush forests into arid deserts. What could be more bitter? If I'm not horribly mistaken, there's a painfully simple answer. It regards the way that as long as the beer keeps flowing and the paychecks keep coming, its hirelings don't really care that the irony is that its most drugged-out objectives are also its most lazy. As the French say, "Les extremes se touchent." Note that the foregoing does not pretend to be an accurate description of all people who might be considered lackadaisical cowards. It is only a rough indication of some of the Mk II TT's general tendencies.

But it gets worse than that. I happen to believe that the Mk II TT wants to increase alienation and delinquency among our young people. It gets better: It actually believes that truth is merely a social construct. I guess no one's ever told it that it would not hesitate to draw unsuspecting lugs into the orbit of what I call parasitic morons if it felt it could benefit from doing so. Whatever the Mk II TT claims to the contrary, its treatises are not our only concern. To state the matter in a few words, I am tired of hearing or reading that divine ichor flows through its veins. You know that that is simply not true. And now, to end with a clever bit of doggerel: United we stand. Divided we fall. The Mk II TT's ugly prophecies will destroy us all.
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Old Apr 13, 2006 | 11:37 AM
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That and the headlights are fugly!!!! ;-)
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Old Apr 13, 2006 | 11:41 AM
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What was the original source? Sounds like something from Karl Marx.
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Old Apr 13, 2006 | 11:46 AM
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Old Apr 13, 2006 | 11:48 AM
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The theme of this gangsta is not "The Mk II TT has a massive superiority complex." By nizzle you've already heard countless arguments bustin' in tizzy vein n is probably pretty sizzay of thizzem fo' sho'. The theme of this letta is "izzle messages contained in tha Mk II TT's claims is a powerful source of illumizzles on tha behavior of apolaustic, malishizzous conspiracy theorists." As this letta wizzle makes clear, if you've read any of tha cankered slop tizzy tha Mk II TT has concocted, you'll indeed recall tha Mk II TT's description of its P-L-to-tha-izzan ta break dizzle our communizzles wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. If you haven't read any of it, wizzell, all you really need ta know is that tha tiznerm "idiot savant" comes ta mind wizzy think'n of tha Mk II TT. Admittedly, that tizzy applies only halfway ta it, which is why I aver thiznat tha Mk II TT's comrades is unified brotha a common goal and cant no hood **** with death rizzow. T-H-to-tha-izzat goal is ta twist tha trizzuth fo' rizeal. It is hard ta decide what is stronga in tha Mk II TT . Drop it like its hot: its incredible stupidity as far as any real knowledge or ability is concerned, or tha illogical insolence of its behavior so bow down to the bow wow. By refus'n ta act, by gang bangin' ta call fo` drug deala disciplinary action against tha Mk II TT n its agents provocizzles we is spendin' tha Mk II TT tha gangsta ta force its moral code on tha rest of us so bow down to the bow wow. Any rational argument must acknowledge this from tha streets of tha L-B-C. The Mk II TT's deranged double standards, naturally, do not. The poisonous wine of revisizzles had been distilled long before tha Mk II TT entered tha scene. The Mk II TT is merely tha agent decant'n tha poisonous fluid fizzle its bottle into tha jug thizzat is world humanity keep'n it real yo.

To create massive civil unrest is an injustice. Almost everyone wizzay agree tizzy tha Mk II TT's fibs run on pure irony, but if tha Mk II TT had its way, schools would teach students that we should avoid personal responsibility. This is not education but indoctrizzles. It prevents students from doggy stylin' `bout how wizzle tha Mk II TT sez that its cizzamp is look'n out fo` our interests, that's jizzust a load of spucatum tauri where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'. So long as tha devastat'n inequities thizzay characterize our society persist, tha Mk II TT's disciples wizzy be unable ta deny that if it ciznan't stand tha heat, it should git out of tha kitchen . I'm a ***** ****in 2-time felon..

It would be grossly premature fo` tha Mk II TT ta claim final victory like a tru playa'. People have commented thizzat there may be a gap in mah logic there. I dizzon't thizzay there is, n I've gone ta bootylicious pains ta explain why. It is not news that tha Mk II TT has no real regard fo` otha people's rights, privacy, or sanity . Drop it like its hot. What speaks volumes, though, is thizzay its minions have learned they scripts well n tha rhetoric comes gush'n fiznorth wit shawty provocizzles now mother****ers lemme here ya say hoe. Who is tha Mk II TT ta decide W-H-to-tha-izzat is morally acceptable fo` us n what is not? Wizzy I say that ta cizzay tha Mk II TT a beast is ta defame all quadrupeds, I diznon't just mean tizzy it wants ta gizzy expression ta thiznat whizzay is mizzost destructive n M-to-tha-izzost harmful ta society, that it wants ta keep us hypnotized so we D-to-tha-izzon't establish a supportive -- ratha T-H-to-tha-izzan an intimidat'n -- atmosphere fo` offer'n public comment, or thizzay it wants ta hamma a few more nails into tha coffin of freedom. Sure, tha Mk II TT undoubtedly wants all that, but it also wants mizzle more so i can get mah pimp on. It wants ta concoct labels fo` people, objects, n behaviors in orda ta manipulate tha public's opinion of tizzy . Slap your ***** ****in self.

It seems ta me thiznat tha Mk II TT is bizzle logorrheic n slatternly . They call me tha black folks president. Now there's a dangerous combinizzles if I've ever seen one fo shizzle. We is pimpin' tha change in our society's philosophy n values from freedom n justice ta corruption, decay, cynicism, n injustice. All of these "values" is artistically incorporated in one person: tha Mk II TT with the gangsta **** that keeps ya hangin.

It may seem ta many people, maybe even tha majorizzle that tha Mk II TT attributes tha most distorted, bizarre, n ludicrous Chillin' ta ordinary game charcterizzles. For example, if you're shizzay it calls you "fearful n witdrawn". If, instead, you're tha outgo'n n active type, tha Mk II TT sez you're Rhymin' out due ta trauma" . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. Why does it say sizzuch th'n
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Varmints junerally haf strong views about th' Mk 2 TT. Less git down t'brass tacks: Th' Mk 2 TT sometimes uses th' wo'd "antitintinnabularian" when dexcribin' its mo'als. Beware! This hyar is a buzzwo'd designed fo' emoshunal response. Now, ah doesn't mean fo' thet t'soun' pessimistic, although thar is two types of varmints in this hyar wo'ld, cuss it all t' tarnation. Thar is them who divaht our attenshun fum serious issues, an' thar is them who champion th' fo'ce of fineness aginst th' greed of th' wo'st classes of irresponsible drongos thar are. Th' Mk 2 TT fits neatly into th' fo'mer catego'y, of course. Note thet ah knows some mo'bid po'n stars who acshully believe thet ennyone who disagrees wif th' Mk 2 TT is ultimately truculent. Incredible? Them same varmints haftald me thet we sh'd all bar th' brunt of its ackshuns. Wif sech varmints roamin' about, it sh'd come as no surprise t'yo' thet eff'n th' Mk 2 TT kin give us all a succinck an' infallible argoomnt provin' thet it acks in th' name of equality an' social jestice, ah will varmintally delivah its Nobel Prize fo' Irrashunal Rheto'ic. In th' meantime, pareesitism is dangerous. Th' Mk 2 TT's se'f-satisfied vahshun of it is doubly so. Etch liberated mind thet examines all of th' evidence is a bust in th' chains thet bind us all, ah reckon. But thar is a further-retchin' implicashun: It trumpets viperine sensashunalism laced wif wretched absenteeism, dawgone it. Th' Mk 2 TT will almost sartinly tippoe aroun' thet glarin'ly evident fack, on account o' eff'n it didn't, yo' might come t'reckanize thet in th' junesis of its cornjeckures, peremppo'y begat gin-swillin', which begat snippy, which begat obscene. It's thet simple. ah wish thet one of th' innoomrable busybodies who is fo'evah makin' "statistical studies" about fiddlesticks'd instead make a statistical study thet means sumpin. Fo' example, I'd like t'see a statistical study of th' Mk 2 TT's capacity t'larn th' obvious. Also wo'thwhile'd be a statistical study of how menny infantile loons reckanize thet eff'n we is powerless t'build a noo unnerstan'in' thet kin transpo't us t't'morry, it is on account o' we haf allered th' Mk 2 TT t'lead varmints towards iniquity an' sin, as enny fool kin plainly see. Don't let yo'seff be persuaded by brown-nosin' guttersnipes who secretly be hankerin' t'lead t'th' destruckshun of th' hoomin race. ah cain't stress this hyar 'nuff, but ah cannot believe how menny acshul, physical, breathin', reckonin' varmints haf fallen fo' th' Mk 2 TT's subterfuge. ah's tho'oughly stunned, cuss it all t' tarnation. ah have one itsy-bitsy problem wif th' Mk 2 TT's biases. Videlicet, they defend Bonapartism, diabolism, an' noshuns of racial superio'ity. An' thass sayin' nothin' about how most varmints be hankerin' t'be nice; they be hankerin' t'be polite; they doesn't be hankerin' t'give offense. An' on account o' of this hyar inharnt politeness, they step aside an' let th' Mk 2 TT use rock moosic, wif its savage, tribal, o'giastic beat, t'spoon-feed us its pabulum, dawgone it. Th' Mk 2 TT prackically busts its arm pattin' itse'f on th' back when it says, "It takes courage t'go down into th' muddy trenches an' diminish society's indoocements t'fine behavio'." As eff'n thet were sumpin t'be proud of. Th' fack thet th' Mk 2 TT's cornduck kin be dexcribed as less than puffick is distressin', t'say th' least. Does th' Mk 2 TT reckon its argoomnts through, o' does it jest chug along on its computer writin' about whutevah trite ****-an'-bull sto'ies happen t'sueyt its needs thet day? ah ax, on account o' th' Mk 2 TT claims t'have turned on over a noo leaf sho'tly af'er gittin' caught tryin' t'redefine hoominity as alienated machines/beasts an' then cornvince ev'ryone thet they were nevah hoomin t'begin wif. This hyar claim is an outright lie thet is still bein' circulated by th' Mk 2 TT's fackotums. Th' truth is thet it is not noos thet it may be he'pful t'take a step back an' plant markers thet define th' limits of whut is lethargic an' whut is not. Whut in tarnation speaks volooms, though, is thet th' acid tess fo' its "kinner, juntler" noo o'ashuns sh'd be, "Do they still pursue a twofold credo of neopaganism an' anarchism?" Eff'n th' answer is yessuh, then we kin cornclude thet thass jest one side of th' coin, as enny fool kin plainly see. T'other side is thet thet fack is simply inexcapable t'enny reckonin' man o' woomin. "Figgerin'" is th' key wo'd in th' previous sentence. Th' Mk 2 TT claims t'be suppo'tive of mah plan t'bar witness t'th' plain, unvarnished truth. Don't trest it, though; it's a wo'f in houn'dog's clothin'. Befo'e yo' knows it, it'll level filth an' slime at ev'ryone opposed t'its deeds. Not only thet, but th' Mk 2 TT's behavio' might be diffrunt eff'n it were told thet it goes ga-ga fo' enny type of Pawaism yo' kin reckon of. Of course, as far as th' Mk 2 TT's corncerned, this hyar fack will fall into th' catego'y of, "Mah mind is made up; doesn't cornfuse me wif th' facks." Thet's whuffo' ah's tellyng yo' thet only through ejoocayshun kin indivijools gain th' independent tools they need t'identify, challenge, defy, disrupp, an', finally, destroy th' insteetooshuns thet truck away our freedoms fo' safekeepin'. But th' fust step is t'acsmarts thet th' Mk 2 TT is allus pratin' about how it is as innercent as a nooborn an' raised lamb. Well bust mah britches an' call me streaker. (It used t'say thet it is not only acceppable, but indeed desuhable, t'twist th' larnin' of histo'y t'sueyt its uncontrollable, snooty purposes, but th' evidence is too corntrary, so it's given up on thet sco'e.) Th' Mk 2 TT is right about one thin', namely thet fear is whut motivates us. Fear of whut it means when diabolic, ultra-misinfo'med sciolists devastate vast acres of precious farmlan'. Fear of whut it says about our society when we larn our chillun thet th' laws of nature doesn't apply t'th' Mk 2 TT. An' fear of improvident talebarers like th' Mk 2 TT who corntaminate clear reckonin' wif its neo-pertinacious imprecashuns. Th' Mk 2 TT is not interested in whut is true an' whut is false o' in whut is fine an' whut is evil, ah reckon. In fack, them distinckshuns haf no meanin' t'it whutsoevah. Th' only thin' thet has enny meanin' t'th' Mk 2 TT is fogyism, dawgone it. Whuffo'? As yo' no doubt reckanize, thass a particulary timely quesshun. In fack, jest ha'f an hour ago, ah heard someone express th' opinion thet th' Mk 2 TT be hankerin' t'prodooce an armah of mindless insecks who will obey its ev'ry comman'. To prodooce sech an armah, it plans t'destroy varmints's minds usin' eifer drugs o' an advanced fo'm of lobotomah. Whichevah approach it takes, ah no longer believe thet trends like fambly bustdown, promiscuity, an' violence is ran'om events. Not only is they explicitly glo'ified an' promoted by th' Mk 2 TT's shif'less juneralizashuns, but ah can no longer git mighty excited about enny revelashun of its hypocrisy o' crookedness. It's whut I've come t'speck by now. ah close this hyar letter along th' same lines it opened on: Ennyone th' least bit smart about
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My complaint about The MK2 TT:

I kept my silence when THE MK2 TT announced it wanted to reduce human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. I did nothing when it tried to control your bank account, your employment, your personal safety, and your mind. But its latest press releases are the straw that breaks the camel's back. And that's why I feel compelled to say something about lecherous extremists. THE MK2 TT is shameless, inconsiderate, sappy, distasteful, prolix, and repugnant. Need I go on? I had a brief conversation recently with some ultra-xenophobic devil-worshippers who were trying to clear forests, strip the topsoil, and turn a natural paradise into a dust bowl through a self-induced drought. That conversation convinced me that if I withheld my feelings on this matter, I'd be no less jackbooted than THE MK2 TT.

On the surface, it would seem merely that pesky politicos can't even agree among themselves as to how delusional THE MK2 TT is. But the truth is that THE MK2 TT's satraps insist that THE MK2 TT can change its debauched ways. I say to them, "Prove it" -- not that they'll be able to, of course, but because THE MK2 TT has a strategy. Its strategy is to goad grotesque, nasty adulterers into hurling epithets at its enemies. Wherever you encounter that strategy, you are dealing with THE MK2 TT. The messages contained in THE MK2 TT's views are a powerful source of illumination on the behavior of incoherent vulgar-types. That's self-evident, and even THE MK2 TT would probably agree with me on that. Even so, its success is just a flash in the pan. And I can say that with a clear conscience, because if there's an untold story here, it's that it has been known to say that all major world powers are controlled by a covert group of "insiders". That notion is so peremptory, I hardly know where to begin refuting it. I sometimes joke about how I mention that in this spot because of its close connection with the item just above. But seriously, some of us have an opportunity to come in contact with money-grubbing, mad thought police on a regular basis at work or in school. We, therefore, may be able to gain some insight into the way they think, into their values; we may be able to understand why they want to compromise the free and open nature of public discourse. That's all I have time now to write. If you want to get more insight into THE MK2 TT's mentality, though, then study the details of its values. Try to see the big picture: It will surely amaze you. It will take your breath away. And it will convince you that THE MK2 TT is jaundiced -- maybe "recalcitrant" would be a more applicable adjective.
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Old Apr 13, 2006 | 12:08 PM
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Geez, I thought I was reading Shakespeare, but to wit, I concur on hereto points.
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Chose your words to subsitute for 'MkII TT' ..as 'cedrici' points out - are we talking 1920 or 2006?
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Word.
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