A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman "Can I have a pint of
beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie" The barman is amazed but gives
the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks
the beer and eats the toastie, he then leaves.

The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a Pint of Beer
and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit
and the extra drinkers in the pub (because word gets round) gives the
rabbit the pint and the toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.

The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the rabbit and says "A pint
of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman". The crowd is
hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie and then burst
into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down.

The next night there is standing room only in the pub, coaches have been
laid on for the crowds of patrons attending, the barman is making more
money in one week than he did all last year. In walks the rabbit and says,
"A Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman", smiling
and accepting the tributes of the masses. The barman says, "I'm sorry
rabbit, old mate, old mucker but we are right out of them Ham and
Cheese Toasties"

The rabbit looks aghast, the crowd has quietened to almost a whisper,
when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, "We do have a
very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie". The rabbit looks him in the eye
and says, "Are you sure I will like it"? The masses bated breath is ear
shatteringly silent. The barman, with a roguish smile says, "Do you
think that I would let down one of my best friends, I know you'll love it"
Ok" says the rabbit," I'll have a Pint of Beer and a Cheese and Onion
Toastie". The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and
guzzles the toastie, he then waves to the crowd and leaves.

NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!

One year later in the now impoverished public house, the barman (who
has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his) calls time. When
he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form,
floating above the bar. The barman says, "Who are you"? To which
he is answered,"I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your
public house"

The barman says,"I remember you, you made me famous, you would
come in every night and have a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese
Toastie, masses came to see you and this place was famous". The
rabbit says, "Yes I know". The barman said, "I remember, on your
last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties, you had a
Cheese and Onion one instead". The rabbit said "Yes, you promised
me that I would love it". The barman said "You never came back,
after that fateful night, what happened".

"I DIED", said the Rabbit.

"Blimey " said the barman,"what from".
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After a short pause the rabbit said... " Mixing me toasties ".

 

oh gawd! That was terrible.

 

I did warn ya it was stoopid

 

I saw the warning but was misled by the "but good" part. You suck! :-p

 

Hahaha.....that's what it was all about - being misled !! :-D

 

I have a cold dish in mind for you.

 

of those right now....LOL ;-)

 

Is this some sort of British pun?

 

Myxamatosis is a disease that Rabbit's die from ;-)