Does a 710 engine cap add horsepower??
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Does a 710 engine cap add horsepower??
Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at
each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I
lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/78971/image001.jpg">
hyuck hyuck. i'm so funny
each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I
lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/78971/image001.jpg">
hyuck hyuck. i'm so funny
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