Hunters (joke)....
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Hunters (joke)....
A bunch of guys went to deer camp for a week. They had to bunk 2 to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. It wasn't fair to make one man stay with him the whole time, so they decided to take turns.
The first night Pete bunked with Daryl. He came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. "Man, what happened to you?" everybody asked.
He replied, "Daryl snored so loud, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was John's turn. In the morning his hair was on end and his eyes were red and swollen. No way he could see a buck that day. "You look awful!" the guys said.
"Man, that Daryl shakes the roof," John muttered. "I sat up and watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly guy, a man's man with huge hands and feet. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy tailed.
"Good morning gentlemen," he said merrily. "Good day to kill a big buck!"
The guys couldn't believe it and wondered how Frank had rested so well.
"Easy," he said. "When we got ready for bed, I went over, tucked Daryl in and kissed him good night.
Daryl sat up and watched me all night."
The first night Pete bunked with Daryl. He came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. "Man, what happened to you?" everybody asked.
He replied, "Daryl snored so loud, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was John's turn. In the morning his hair was on end and his eyes were red and swollen. No way he could see a buck that day. "You look awful!" the guys said.
"Man, that Daryl shakes the roof," John muttered. "I sat up and watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly guy, a man's man with huge hands and feet. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy tailed.
"Good morning gentlemen," he said merrily. "Good day to kill a big buck!"
The guys couldn't believe it and wondered how Frank had rested so well.
"Easy," he said. "When we got ready for bed, I went over, tucked Daryl in and kissed him good night.
Daryl sat up and watched me all night."
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