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Trying to fill Kriminal's shoes..."Golfing with the wife"

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Old Jul 15, 2007 | 06:07 AM
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Default Trying to fill Kriminal's shoes..."Golfing with the wife"

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, What happened to you? Well, I was having a quite round of golf with my wife. When at a difficult hole; we sliced our ***** into a cow pasture.

We went looking for them and while I was looking around I noticed, one of the cows has something white at it's rear end. I walked over and lifted it's tail, and sure enough there was a gold ball with my wife's monogram on it. I yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!'

I don't remember much after that...
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Old Jul 15, 2007 | 06:11 AM
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