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* Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Smiley Face Antenna Ball.
* Caution: Smiley Face Antenna Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
* Smiley Face Antenna Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
* Do not use Smiley Face Antenna Ball on concrete.
Discontinue use of Smiley Face Antenna Ball if any of the following occurs:
* Itching
* Vertigo
* Dizziness
* Tingling in extremities
* Loss of balance or coordination
* Slurred speech
* Temporary blindness
* Profuse sweating
* Heart palpitations
If Smiley Face Antenna Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Smiley Face Antenna Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Smiley Face Antenna Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Smiley Face Antenna Ball, Wacky Products, Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Smiley Face Antenna Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Smiley Face Antenna Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Smiley Face Antenna Ball.
Smiley Face Antenna Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Smiley Face Antenna Ball--ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
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