Jury Duty today at 26th and California

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Apr 15, 2005 | 04:59 AM

PaulW

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From: Wilbur by the Sea

Jury Duty today at 26th and California

Should I just tell them I hate the world and want to kill somebody?

I have to be in AZ on Monday-Wednesday for an inspection of a generator at a nuclear power plant....I can't be pulled in for duty!

Apr 15, 2005 | 05:01 AM

Nvr2Fst

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tell them you are a racist, that should get you off in a hurry! :-) J/K

Apr 15, 2005 | 05:11 AM

TonyPNS

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Can't you ask to reschedule?

Apr 15, 2005 | 05:20 AM

?PROXUS?

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don't bother...he is guilty on all counts (unless he drives Audi) :D

Apr 15, 2005 | 05:39 AM

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Paul...bring the paperwork showing you need to be somewhere else and they'll excuse you........

Or when the attorney's question you tell them you can't be impartial...that always works...

Apr 15, 2005 | 06:29 AM

perfectlyfrank

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Act like you have Tourette's...

and just start cursing and spitting.

Apr 15, 2005 | 07:42 AM

EngrishisaFrickinG

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2nd what proxus said. Then tell them you were happy to do your duty and you have

to be at the strip club at 3pm b/c that's when your baby's momma is dancin' and you need to take your son to visit her.

If that doesn't work, go around the room and shoot a couple insults at everyone.