I'm not going to put up with this "crap" anymore...

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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 07:19 AM
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Default I'm not going to put up with this "crap" anymore...

...fckn pigeons...they **** all over my car twice a day. I can't keep up with cleaning my ride from this acid crap. Most of the time I park in garage but during day my spot is below the frickin' tree (or rather pigeon public toilet)

I hope this little toy from eBay will fix my problem <img src="http://www.euroteknik.com/forum/images/smilies/devil.gif">

<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=31686&item=7148590 318&rd=1"><img src="http://i12.ebayimg.com/02/i/03/a4/64/f0_1_b.JPG"></a>
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 07:32 AM
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Default Get a sheridan air rifle. I have one, let's just say this, pigeons don't hang out anywhere NEAR my

place.

Works great, just get hunting pellets (pointed tip, or flat tip).<ul><li><a href="http://www.airgunexpress.com/ProductPages/CrosmanAirguns/onlinesheridansilverstreakmodelc9airrifle304-11-9999.htm">Die pigeons die!!</a></li></ul>
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 07:33 AM
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Default I don't know how I'm going to maintain a clean car this year

I don't have a garage at my new place, so I park in the driveway, which is completely covered by trees. The car gets pooped on daily. It wasn't a problem in winter, but now it's out of hand. I'm thinking about getting a car cover. Not sure what else I can do. The street parking is covered by trees as well.
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 07:38 AM
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Default Kill everything. OR do you have a chainsaw??

This is your car we're talking about here, drastic action must be taken.
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 07:55 AM
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Default Homeland Security is gonna love seeing that,

especially if your'e wearing a turban.

You could always buy a car cover?
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 07:59 AM
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I'd probably need a bulldozer, these trees are gi-normous
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 08:05 AM
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Default ....then I would be cleaning car cover...I would rather "clean" pigeons ;)

<center><img src="http://www.homestead.com/championpigeons/files/PigeonPoop.jpg"></center><p>
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 08:11 AM
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Default Yeah, the neighbors probably wouldn't like you cutting down gi-normus trees anyway.

Esp if they fall on their house/cars.
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 08:11 AM
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Default I think air Force Talon SS is the answer......

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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 08:17 AM
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That thing must be a few G's.
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