ReTodd, you're hired.
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He left out the part
about it being a 5 year internship where you "volunteer" your time so we can evaluate if you are a correct fit for our little team. It works really well for us. Oh and I don't drink coffee but I really like Krispy Kreme donuts.
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Excuse me. *YOUR* bay?!?!?!
I don't think so. As my apprentice you will be spending time in MY bay. Your first order of business will be to ensure that my box is cleaned off and waxed. All tools will be spotless at all times and you will manage the music I want to listen to as well as take dictation from me so I don't have to waste time typing my posts. You will also take blame for any errors that may or may not be my own. Come winter my car is to brushed off of all snow and warmed up prior to me entering it. If it is low on gas you are to have it filled before I leave. If after a few months you seem to fine then I will start sharing my never ending fountain of automotive knowledge and skill. Every time you ask me a question on something I have already explained to you prior I hit your fingers with a hammer, but just once. You are my biotch. Bring cupcakes.