I've decided to open my OWN Motorsport Country Club, get in on the gound-floor NOW...

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Apr 16, 2007 | 05:26 AM

ICONCLS

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I've decided to open my OWN Motorsport Country Club, get in on the gound-floor NOW...

I've given a LOT of thought to the layout and have spared no expense! The track will be located in close proximity to either a strip club or a Hooters so we can use their facilities as the Clubhouse. An added benefit of my Country Club is it is fairly mobile and can be moved around to keep one step ahead of the Law or have been asked to "leave the Clubhouse, " (which will no doubt happen).

I'm offering charter memberships for only $5K--bargain relative to the other guys--and I'm capping memberships at 100. Don't miss out, sent me money!

Caveat: If I don't get enough interest, the kegger will be replaced by a lawn chair (also most likely stolen).

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Apr 16, 2007 | 05:31 AM

Mike@PrairieHillsmc

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Can we establish a reciprocity agreement?

Apr 16, 2007 | 05:33 AM

ICONCLS

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I'll have my people look into it (we're VERY discriminating).

Apr 16, 2007 | 09:11 AM

40v-V8

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sounds like a deal, do you have a Family plan

send me your PayPal acct, so I can sent you this years fees

Apr 16, 2007 | 09:39 AM

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I'm in. Check's in the mail.

Apr 16, 2007 | 10:05 AM

ZCD2.7T

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Wow - you've really expanded your horizons in track design from your earlier efforts...:

(Early ICONCLS track design):

<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/8010/c5_autocross.jpg">

I'm impressed.

One question, though - doesn't this NEW design go against your "Prime Design Directive"??:

<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/8010/turns_suck.jpg">

;-)