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Old Mar 9, 2004 | 03:12 PM
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I'm new to the forum. I'd just like to introduce myself. I'm Mike, I'm 15, a virgo... I like long walks on the beach.

Anyways, on with my car. I bought it off a guy on the street. It's really fast. The dude was so badass. Any guy wearing a trenchcoat with keys in it must know a lot about Audis. It has 1200 hp, and the special engine. Is there a way to get the tiptronic to shift faster? I wish it was a manuel. No, really... I wish it was a mexican guy named Manuel. N-e-ways... what can I do to it? I know it's an Audi, but it want to give it some flava. I'm thinkin bout gettin' sum 22s for it. Also, what chip should I get?

-Mike.
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Old Mar 9, 2004 | 03:13 PM
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Dork. But funny.
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Old Mar 9, 2004 | 03:26 PM
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you're SOOOO rude yo! but yer fillin' those asshat containment shoes perfectly... so I can't complain.

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Old Mar 9, 2004 | 03:29 PM
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I think you have the car mistaken, with that much power it MUST be an Accord or Civic! ;-D
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