Captains Blog: Stardate 3.15.09 - Leaving for the vB Nebula
Riga was a wonderful planet full of nymphs and other carnal distractions, but it was time to get on with the business of spreading democracy and the word of the intergalactic audi empire to other humanoid civilizations.
I write this with trepidation, as it remains to be seen if our small starship can make a difference in the battle against the Bumpers since many others have gone to this nebula only to report back with disappointment that its not what they were expecting.
I must cut this blog short as I must study a new language, 'emoticon' before we jump through the wormhole. Apparently these creatures allow us to sum up our entire diplomatic mission with a single character. I only hope it works...



