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This is exactly why I stick around AW. (For what it's worth this is just an inane post by some kid).

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Old Oct 11, 2005 | 12:58 PM
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Default This is exactly why I stick around AW. (For what it's worth this is just an inane post by some kid).

*****TAKEN FROM EVOLUTIONM.NET*****

"So i went to Kings Automall this morning because Jason, from Performance Mitsubishi, said he had one of the very few 2006 MRs in. He just got it. I went to check it out. I'm standing there looking at it as well as he and he says well are you going to drive it? I was like heck yeah.. He said he needs to drive it up to get gas and then i will drive it from there... We pull up to a gas station and I see an Sti sitting there.. The owner and his buddy just stared it down.. He comes up to the dealer and goes, hey man how much these running. I've been looking to get one of these.. I SAID WHAT WHY YOU HAVE AN STi he goes naaa I just have a lot of Sti parts. He bought an STi wing, and an STI badge! POSER!!!!!!!!! Hahah Me and the dealer hopped in the car and laughed at them. Oh did i mention i was in the driver seat now! So i roll the car out while the posers drooled and we went into a neighboring area. I was cruising about 30 and i saw a excursion coming to a stop at a 3 way intersection. Intersecting with me. He had a paper with a number on it so i figured dealer car or something. anyway. I get about half way through the intersection, he has the stop sign, and i look left and this dude had not stopped. The Dealer that was riding with me whaled on my horn. This Lot tech or whoever was not stopping... I was seconds away from taking this BRAND NEW MR to a totalled MR. I was like oh man!!!! I had to think. FAST!! So i realized i had a curb. I turned the wheel left, step on the gas and the dude in the excursion was literally less than 6 inches from clipping the evo, BUT MAN DID it have some giddy up!!!! The dealer was panting and i was like that was cool!!!

I took it down the rest of the street, tested the 0-60 in 4 seconds and it was so fun!!! Guess what Dan is working on next, possibly the MR!

Dan Signing out"

So for everyone here on AW complaining about the treatment noobs get, think about this and be glad 90% of the posts here do not contain such pointless drivel. End of my PSA. *smacks head*
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Old Oct 11, 2005 | 12:59 PM
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lol
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Old Oct 11, 2005 | 01:04 PM
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A poignant reminder of the failures of our education system. So sad.
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Old Oct 11, 2005 | 01:21 PM
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wtf
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Old Oct 11, 2005 | 02:16 PM
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that wasnt worth my time.
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Old Oct 11, 2005 | 02:25 PM
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MR?
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Old Oct 11, 2005 | 02:42 PM
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evo
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Old Oct 11, 2005 | 02:44 PM
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Old Oct 11, 2005 | 04:32 PM
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That's exactly what I'm saying. I'm glad you understand that.
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Old Oct 12, 2005 | 03:47 AM
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Default so me and my mom were driving down the street and came to a stop light...

and it turned green. It was crazy!

lol... I laugh at some people with those stories. I almost got it, and it was cool.
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