Drivetrain out - Pallet jack?
I remember seeing a video of this a few years ago, D3 4.2 or maybe 5.2, someone was able to get the drivetrain out and carted around with the car either on jackstands or maybe cribbing? I found a source for information on a D2, but I'm certain a I saw a video of a D3 doing it, the expression on the face of the owner as he was able to get the drivetrain rolled around was memorable.
https://forum.a8parts.co.uk/showthread.php?t=798
In any case, did anyone save the video or information on it? My S8's passenger side head gasket is done, pushing combustion gases into the coolant on cylinders 2 and 3. It explains a lot of the weird stuff that's been happening over the past year or so.