joke
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.
He had spiked hair all different colors --
green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared.
The young man said, "What's the matter, old
timer? Never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex
with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son".



