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I love this type of thread
because it allows me to be a sarcastic assh0le without feeling bad about it.
Step 1. Open Hood
Step 2. douse motor with liquid nitrogen
step 3. hit motor with hammer
step 4. step back and admire masterpiece.
Seriously, if you don't even have the <i>slightest</i> idea where you should begin with a motor removal, than you should <i>definitley</i> <b><i>NOT</i></b> even attempt to begin such a procedure.
Step 1. Open Hood
Step 2. douse motor with liquid nitrogen
step 3. hit motor with hammer
step 4. step back and admire masterpiece.
Seriously, if you don't even have the <i>slightest</i> idea where you should begin with a motor removal, than you should <i>definitley</i> <b><i>NOT</i></b> even attempt to begin such a procedure.
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