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Old Sep 14, 2002 | 04:37 AM
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Q: Why do you park in the space as far away as possible from where we are going?
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Old Sep 14, 2002 | 04:44 AM
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You need to firm up that ***... the walk will do you good.
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Old Sep 14, 2002 | 04:44 AM
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It's too early for that **** man.
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Old Sep 14, 2002 | 04:52 AM
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To save gas.
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Old Sep 14, 2002 | 04:55 AM
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Because I want the rusted Ford LTD to find me and park next to me. (Always seems to happen.)
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Old Sep 14, 2002 | 05:08 AM
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girlfriend giving you a hard time?
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Old Sep 14, 2002 | 06:03 AM
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Default LOL! That's probably the best one.

But he'll be sleeping with the dog for the rest of the week.
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Old Sep 14, 2002 | 06:12 AM
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Well see the original dispacement versus the final velocity of our vector from the car....damn you wont get it..just walk....
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Old Sep 14, 2002 | 06:21 AM
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Default who will buy her blown pontiac, full of sparrows & saplings? inabell is dead,....

who will buy her girdle that wouldn't, who will buy her hippo bra, and nylons that would fit pylons, oh who will buy? big sale on tuesday. inabell is dead and gone, and left us here to carry on, and carry her big fat annoying *** out to the grave and bury her deep so she won't get up, even in dreams to holler her insane **** at us! thank you lord for taking inabell, i bet she was hard to lift, even for thee. big sale on tuesday.....
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Old Sep 14, 2002 | 10:07 AM
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I would normally answer that, but I'd like to keep some mystery in this relationship.
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