Sheer amusement value...

 

thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard.

 

I want to make my car unique, but I prefer to be much more subtle and economically conservative about it.

Plus, I figure the mod is worth an extra 15 HP easy, just like that RS4 grille...

 

That much can't be said about an "ejector button"...for one, its on the INSIDE of your car and #2, its an EJECTOR BUTTON. Give me a break...

 

Listen punk !
u want a seat ejector button ? so that when your ugly chick gets in the car u can eject them rather than ejaculate them ?

I suggest an alternative:
Get a new Hoe !

PS. Nobody tells off a friend of mine .. especially about tasteful modifications. Not retarded ones like yours.

 

dork

 

one word to summarise my post below .. heheheh :-)

 

Your mods are what make your car unique, and I trust you are happy with them, as you should be. That's fine with me. In fact, I applaud your efforts to make a personal statement with your car. My point is that my tastes are different; I also want to make a personal statement with my car, but don't want to add an RS4 grille to do so. It doesn't make me wrong or you right, or vice versa.

Many people will think that your car looks rediculous for your non-performance-enhancing mods, and you may make fun of some low-rider pickup truck with dingleballs and a neon lit undercarriage. Some people will really like your mods. People will also think I'm an idiot for adding a fake seat-ejector button. That's fine with me as well. I'm still going to put one in, critics be damned...

 

I really shouldn't respond to this kind of post, but what the heck...

"u want a seat ejector button ? so that when your ugly chick gets in the car u can eject them rather than ejaculate them ?"

Actually, I have a bedroom to accomodate scenarios to which you allude, and in fact if my partner were in fact to 'ejaculate,' I would be quite alarmed as at present time she is not equipped to do so (and if she were to become so, I would more than likely rethink our relationship).

"I suggest an alternative:
Get a new Hoe !"

My hoe actually works quite well, though I prefer using the roto-tiller for tasks for which the hoe was initially designed. Imagine resodding an acre of land with a hoe! It would take weeks and I would have no time to drive my nice new A4!

"Nobody tells off a friend of mine .. especially about tasteful modifications. Not retarded ones like yours."

Your friend asked a question, and I responded with no ill will. I'm sorry that you took my response without a sense of humor, and I am equally sorry that you, someone I have never had any sort of contact with, felt the need to lambast me for stating my opinion. I am also sorry you couldn't state your objection without referring to someone you've never met as a 'punk.'

'Tasteful modifications' are in the eye of the beholder. If you think mine will be a 'retarded one,' than that's fine by me. Your exception is noted. Please feel free to refrain from trying to save me next time from making such an error in judgement should I express my intentions to do so.

 

:-) <<-- thats all I have to say.