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Old Feb 23, 2008 | 07:16 PM
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Default Understatement of the week....

"very minor front end collision"

Try replacing minor with severe.<ul><li><a href="http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/pts/581325251.html">http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/pts/581325251.html</a</li></ul>
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Old Feb 23, 2008 | 07:23 PM
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Uh, yeah. That said..... well...... you do know..... that will buff right out.
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Old Feb 23, 2008 | 07:33 PM
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Yep but it seems that he or she is totally unaware of buffing's restorative powers.
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Old Feb 23, 2008 | 07:37 PM
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Must be a guy.... because any good woman fully knows what a good buffing will do.
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Old Feb 24, 2008 | 04:40 AM
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ha, that would make a good car fax commercial
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Old Feb 24, 2008 | 07:13 AM
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Maybe he thought; "since the engine didn't fall out" :P
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