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Crickets Kelisko, your still not upset with me for calling out the wolf in sheeps clothing?
Anyway I was thinking a bit more about the idea of the Kelisko voo-doo dolls, that seems a bit inappropriate that the CREC division of Audi fund this being that you brought to light the downfall in their engine design. Although deep down those Germans would enjyoy doing something like bringing the Kelisko voo-doo dolls to market. They most likely already have your face affixed to their axe throwing boards.
I have a more approachable idea, contact your fellow Country man Elon about having him send you one of his Tesla's. This may be more your speed as there are no pistons to loose compression or require a piston soak and no need for a borescope.
As the car ages and starts to have issues you can share you unlimited knowledge helping others on the Tesla forums. Eventually you can direct your anger away from the Germans and towards the South African's.
If you are against that idea and still prefer self-loathing, perhaps seeking out counseling is the next step as you can discuss your CREC/daddy issues with a trained professional.
Just trying to help a brother out.
Anyway I was thinking a bit more about the idea of the Kelisko voo-doo dolls, that seems a bit inappropriate that the CREC division of Audi fund this being that you brought to light the downfall in their engine design. Although deep down those Germans would enjyoy doing something like bringing the Kelisko voo-doo dolls to market. They most likely already have your face affixed to their axe throwing boards.
I have a more approachable idea, contact your fellow Country man Elon about having him send you one of his Tesla's. This may be more your speed as there are no pistons to loose compression or require a piston soak and no need for a borescope.
As the car ages and starts to have issues you can share you unlimited knowledge helping others on the Tesla forums. Eventually you can direct your anger away from the Germans and towards the South African's.
If you are against that idea and still prefer self-loathing, perhaps seeking out counseling is the next step as you can discuss your CREC/daddy issues with a trained professional.
Just trying to help a brother out.
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