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Old May 2, 2001 | 05:58 AM
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So last night I wash and wax my Nubian princess and not 12 hours later she's green with pollen. God damn do I go around leaving my "seed" on the trees? No some mutual respect would be nice. Not to mention what my sinuses think of the whole thing, FLUCK SPRING......
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Old May 2, 2001 | 06:03 AM
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Default have u ever taken the time
to get to know a tree personally? They are just tryin to get their "swerve" on wit da pollen man. I don't see any maples hatin' on you when u get lucky!
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You know you're a redneck when:
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
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Old May 2, 2001 | 06:18 AM
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Does that mean I can go around leaving my gametes all over things?
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Old May 2, 2001 | 06:19 AM
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Default I hope that I shall never see...
my S4 wrapped around a tree.

But heaven forbid that it should
That damned tree will be firewood.

Just pollen your leg.
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Old May 2, 2001 | 06:25 AM
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HA that's a good one..
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ahhhhhhh yesss S4ATL's version of Joyce Kilmer
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If the pollen can be carried by wind then I figure I can use a projectile tragectory
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