Phoenix Chapter of Jews for Jesus Names Audi TT Official Car
The Phoenix Chapter of Jews for Jesus today announced that it has named the Audi TT its "official" car. "After carefully reviewing all roadster alternatives, we enthusiastically give our recommendation to the Audi TT. Let the word go forth from this place, Phoenix Jews for Jesus are commanded to drive TTs," said Chapter President Ari Hollington. The Chapter intends to provide further detail and recommended colors and modifications in upcoming releases.
'long as I got my plastic Jesus
ridin' on the dashboard of my car.
I can do a hundred miles an hour!
Long as I got the almighty power,
Glued up there by my pair of fuzzy dice.




