Intelligence test........
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Intelligence test........
Ok, see if you can follow along with me here......
You walk into a random car dealership and decide to take a look around. Upon entering the marble-floored showroom, you come across this red beauty:
<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/1718/mvc-019s.jpg">
This car, along with every other car in the building, has at least one of these signs sitting on it in plain view:
<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/1718/mvc-020s.jpg">
Ok, now here's the quiz:
What do you <font color="red"><b><big>NOT</big></b></font> do?
I am so sick of people!!! This f'n guy comes in here and proceeds to discretely rub his hands or otherwise touch every car in here! Yeah yeah yeah, granted, a touch isn't going to do much to the finish of a car, but running fingers across paint, especially black, especially if dusty, can leave scratches. What the hell? These cars feel no different than the Amulet 225 coupe that he drove up in.
What was that I heard? A collective gasp from the forum? Yeah, it's true.....a TT owner as crass as the punks in the slammed/winged/fart canned/red tinted Integras that come in here.
You walk into a random car dealership and decide to take a look around. Upon entering the marble-floored showroom, you come across this red beauty:
<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/1718/mvc-019s.jpg">
This car, along with every other car in the building, has at least one of these signs sitting on it in plain view:
<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/1718/mvc-020s.jpg">
Ok, now here's the quiz:
What do you <font color="red"><b><big>NOT</big></b></font> do?
I am so sick of people!!! This f'n guy comes in here and proceeds to discretely rub his hands or otherwise touch every car in here! Yeah yeah yeah, granted, a touch isn't going to do much to the finish of a car, but running fingers across paint, especially black, especially if dusty, can leave scratches. What the hell? These cars feel no different than the Amulet 225 coupe that he drove up in.
What was that I heard? A collective gasp from the forum? Yeah, it's true.....a TT owner as crass as the punks in the slammed/winged/fart canned/red tinted Integras that come in here.
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Maybe not the same thing but check this out....
While at Waterfest, I just came back to where my car was at, the Vortex booth and I hear one of the guys yell, hey Sean, take a look at your car. I turn around and see this guy shutting the door of my car. Like he was getting out. I am like WTF?
They tell me that this guy was in the car checking everything out, rowing through the gears and what not. Before I really even believed what they were saying, he was already gone....what a freakin tool! I was so pissed!
They tell me that this guy was in the car checking everything out, rowing through the gears and what not. Before I really even believed what they were saying, he was already gone....what a freakin tool! I was so pissed!
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exact same thing happened ot me at the first Ira event in Danvers, MA
I had my car on display for that event, locked in my 6pt harnesses and left the windows down but didn't lock the doors. I came back and found BOTH belts undone! Someone told me people were sitting in my car as though it was in a dealer showroom!
I locked my car up after that.
I locked my car up after that.
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Uhm, something bugging you, JD?
Damn, it's always the ones in the red cars (MichaelTT excluded)....time to get out the Meguiar's spritz bottle and the microfiber cloth and make it good again.
Okay, now time for a beer! ;-)
Okay, now time for a beer! ;-)
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