desperately in love

Oh why, oh why do I love the A4 so much? I don't know what to do. It is such a cute ****ing car. It is a badass too. Girls love it. BMW owners envy it. Mercedes drivers lose attention over it. And everyone looks at it. God. I want one so much. I want mine hibiscus red. With all the options. And my ex-girlfriend to see me stepping out of it in front of her friends with a beautiful brunette by my side. I might even lose a ball over it. Please let me have one. .......had to vent. sorry.

Dr. ..

you know you're crazy, right?

A4Mainer

Should this be to the tune - Red hooded sweatshirt?

WS (np -- no prose)

I don't get it, "Wherefore art thou" means "Why you?" as in why did I have to fall for the unavailable (like Romeo for Juliet) -- what is particularly unavailable about the A4 for you, are you a member of the family that owns